Monday, April 03, 2006

Holy Crap, Batman!

It has occured to me in the last few days that I need a full body/life makeover. Now, I know that I keep harping on this topic, but I really need to get serious because I have a little over a year to lose 1 million pounds (or so) and look fabulous for two extremely important events: my brother's wedding and my 10 year high school reunion. I can't believe I am so old that I will be having a 10 year reunion, but that really has nothing to do with my task. So I'm old? I'll get over it. There have to be at least two or three other people older than me, right? Aside from that...I also want to look good in my god-awful bridesmaid dress. If I have to get dressed up, I will damn sure look fabulous in my chosen frock. I figure I will rejoin WW (weight watchers) because it works and it is affordable and I just can't seem to make an eating disorder stick.

4 comments:

2 Dollar Productions said...

Don't sweat the reunion. Watch "Grosse Pointe Blank" and you'll realize just how awful they really are.

Sara G said...

If you need a Susan Powers, I'm here. Timmay and I both missed our crazy workouts we used to have, they worked wonders.

Peyton said...

I need to get in shape too... i reallized i need to lose weight when i bought a girdle yesterday... but, if I have to recommend a girdle, then it would have to be spanx... as soon as I graduate, it is back to working out with Gemini (my hotty motivator)

Lora Leigh said...

you may consider doing something of a column...like sex in the city does about sex, but about another topic. some of my favorite posts of yours are about your family and when you discuss your dog (or what he would be saying) or a long time back when lucy goosy was in her prime.

do you write poems?

have you considered writing for a newspaper for mazagine?