Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The Rules of Adjustment

Here's the thing: when guys adjust themselves in public, it's gross. I have really noticed this bad habit the past few years. You will be talking to someone and there they go reaching for their junk. Please, if you are so uncomfortable or weighted down with your cumbersome package, take yourself to the restroom or some other place of relative privacy and move things around. It causes me to lose my train of thought when I am carrying on a conversation and someone starts touching themselves inappropriately. You don't see me doing that and I shouldn't see guys doing that. They should add this to those Miller Lite "Man Laws."

8 comments:

K8E said...

Oh, don't even get me started. My last boss and another coworker were habitual offenders and it would drive me absolutely crazy. Seriously, it's like they have this constant need to "make sure it's all still there". What's up with that? I don't go around grabbing my boobs to make sure they're still there.

Peyton said...

I have to admit, sometimes I adjust my breastesses in public, but I always make sure no one is around... or, I make sure that I, among others, are properly intoxicated.

But, I do agree, adjusting balls is kind of repulsive and a bit primitive.

littlelai said...

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THis is where I got mine: http://www.diodia.com/products.htm

It is the RSS Feeds toolbar. It is very easy, you just download and then add the feeds yourself.

Belle of Madison said...

Oh, you are so right... a friend of T's used to always tug at the crotch of his pants, like a nervous habit. I think his wife pointed it out often enough that he finally stopped doing it.

Avery's mom said...

you should design tickets to hand out to the offenders sort of like a speeding ticket to let them know that they have been caught doing somthing bad.

Jamie said...

Sometimes you've just gotta do what you've gotta do.

katie g. said...

Eh...from the only boy in the crowd...what do you expect. :)

Rachel C. said...

thank you! it's especially gross when a guy's package is eye level. being short... yeah. it happens. ugh.