Tuesday, July 04, 2006

The Pokey

Jenny and I were having a discussion the other night about prison. We were speculating as to how either one of us would do if we were in The Big House. Not to worry, anyone, I have no intentions of going to prison and I am not wanted for anything currently (I hope), but I do wonder how I would do in that situation. I'm pretty sure that I would cry like a little girl and end up someone's bitch by the end of my first fifteen minutes or stabbed with a sharpened spoon. It all comes back to my "First Waver" theory (found in my August 11th post in the archives) and the fact that I am not a survivor. Plus, I would not want to be live in prison. I would wish for death, hold my breath forever, drown myself in my tin cup of water, or something like that. How do you think you would do in prison?

9 comments:

Sara G said...

I think I could mess some bitches up. On the bright side, I would want to leave with abs and cut arms :)

Avery's mom said...

How would I do in prison? I love writing letters so keeping in touch with the outside would be fun....as far as the inside, I would so get my ass beat and hopefully get put away by myself from the general society of inmates. I'm not much of a fighter, tomboy, or lesbian


shoot, now that I think about it, they would probably put me in the psychward. I would totally loose it being away from my sweet little baby. and the suicide thing might come into play

Belle of Madison said...

I am imagining Avery's Mom sitting high up in the tower, wearing a long white nightgown, writing letters with a feather pen by candlelight... prison sounds so romantic! :)

Peyton said...

I would defnitely be someone's bitch (that is just the way of things)

Hopefully, I will never go to jail, but if I did, I would hope and pray for martha stewart style jail

What got you thinking about this, Katie?

littlelai said...

I don't think I could get out of juvenile detention alive; prison is not the place for me.

I get scared just thinking about it.

katie g. said...

I can't remember what got us on the topic, but we had a good time imagining how bad it would be. I mean, I think camping is akin to hell, so prison would not be good for me.

Peyton said...

Okay, Jamie thinks my answer is unrealistic. He said that I would be the godmother of the place (get it... the godfather)

Lydia said...

I love your "First Waver" theory! Now that you've been blogging for almost a year, you could re-run that in a "Best of" post!

jenny said...

i would blow guards for hair products and "hooch." actually, i'd probably end up in a white collar prison where i'd perfect my badminton game and learn all about insider trading.