Friday, September 02, 2005

Patchouli is not deodorant

FYI, for anyone suffering under this delusion. I have become ultra sensitive to the scent combination of patchouli and body odor. Certain people who shall remain nameless (starts with an "h", ends with an "e" and sounds like "pippie") have been using this "fragrance" as a shower substitute for years. I remember as a teenager I used to love the smell of patchouli, but as I got older it became clear to me that this scent is being abused. Truly it's not patchouli's fault. I just don't know where its misuse came from. Sorry to rant, but I think this is something worth mentioning. Say it with me class, "Patchouli bad, soap good"

(Don't I sound like a grumpy 70 year-old?)

Dear Lord, I have become my father.

3 comments:

jenny said...

pippie...ha ha...

Belle of Madison said...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth....

K8E said...

Having lived with a number of pippies over that last few years I can completely relate to this post. It's never been my roomies, they've always had great hygene, but some of their friends leave a great deal to be desired.