Monday, November 06, 2006

My punishment


I am the proud new driver of the world's smallest pimp mobile. A gold Kia Rio. I'm not going to lie - it's a pretty sweet ride. I got a rental car while my car is in the shop. I knew I wasn't going to be ridin' in style, but I thought it would be a little better. It only has 12,000 miles on it, but trust me it has been a rough 12K for this little car. As I approached the car I noticed a lovely array of stains on the seats and the tempting aroma of stale cigarette smoke. Mmm-mmm. Since the guy at the body shop seemed quite doubtful that my Civic will be fixed before Thanksgiving, me and my Rio are going to be together for a while. yyyyyeeeeeeessssss!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hang some good chains, pine-scented car fresheners, and a nice Virgin of Guadalupe sticker and you will feel authentic.

Lee

Anonymous said...

That was supposed to be GOLD chains, not good ones.

Peyton said...

Pimp'n it

Belle of Madison said...

Bitchin'

BabyMakes3 said...

i am SO jealous. A GOLD KIA RIO? you are the luckiest girl alive.

Wendy said...

I know how you feel when I had my accident I had a Ford Focus, but I would have prefered cig. smoke to hamburgers. Yes oh yes it smelled like old hamburgers, GOOD TIMES!

Lydia said...

Don't forget dice on the rearview mirror!