What is wrong with David Blaine?
After 30 minutes in the bathtub I feel gross about my wrinkly hands. He sat in a big goldfish bowl for 176 hours. Ick. If you watched it then you should have noticed the grime that coated that nasty bowl. When he hopped out of his water bowl he was wiped off with white towels that will NEVER be clean again. Then, to top off his breath holding stunt, he cried like a little girl. You know, the "ugly cry" (John Travolta is really good at this emasculating cry). He also relieved himself via a tube. Dignity? As the Violent Femmes once said: gone, daddy, gone...
3 comments:
He is so freakin' gross! I saw a picture of his hands (close-up) and talk about nasty! He is not a magician, he is a stupid-ass.
not impressed.
i'll just take that as my little permission to fail at whatever i do next knowing that i didn't get all slimey and cry about the issue.
maybe he'll do it in another few years
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