My punishment
I am the proud new driver of the world's smallest pimp mobile. A gold Kia Rio. I'm not going to lie - it's a pretty sweet ride. I got a rental car while my car is in the shop. I knew I wasn't going to be ridin' in style, but I thought it would be a little better. It only has 12,000 miles on it, but trust me it has been a rough 12K for this little car. As I approached the car I noticed a lovely array of stains on the seats and the tempting aroma of stale cigarette smoke. Mmm-mmm. Since the guy at the body shop seemed quite doubtful that my Civic will be fixed before Thanksgiving, me and my Rio are going to be together for a while. yyyyyeeeeeeessssss!
7 comments:
Hang some good chains, pine-scented car fresheners, and a nice Virgin of Guadalupe sticker and you will feel authentic.
Lee
That was supposed to be GOLD chains, not good ones.
Pimp'n it
Bitchin'
i am SO jealous. A GOLD KIA RIO? you are the luckiest girl alive.
I know how you feel when I had my accident I had a Ford Focus, but I would have prefered cig. smoke to hamburgers. Yes oh yes it smelled like old hamburgers, GOOD TIMES!
Don't forget dice on the rearview mirror!
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